Guitar Center

a great guitar store where IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD INSTRUMENTS,you can find extremely good gear for an extremely low price, all a place to showcase your stuff and jam w/ random people.

Because most people suck at guitar and dont take their time to do some research, they feel like they got ripped off by guitar center.
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center

by Simply a man October 11, 2006

Guitar String

The line of the joining skin down the underside of a penis that loosely resembles a guitar string when the penis is erect.
Possibly where a vagina is meant to sprout at some stage in the embrionic cycle, but decides to be a cock instead.

I'm not putting a picture of a cock.. Look it up yourself, weirdo. Guitar String

by Scientologist #377003781401 December 4, 2009

Wrist Guitar

The act of cutting oneself intentionally.

James: Hey man check out that chick! She looks messed up!
John: Looks like she plays too much wrist guitar.

by retropanda December 28, 2007

air guitar

when you pretend to play a rad air guitar solo, so that you can scratch your pubes in public with your "strumming" hand

Air guitar solo!!! ROCK OUT BRUUH!!! BWWAAaaaNAanana*itch*itch*itch*NanaNAAaNAWR!

by Peaches H. November 10, 2010

Guitar Hero

A video game on the Playstation 2 and the lazy man's alternative to actually playing the guitar because they are either too lazy, impatient, or simply lack the talent.

GH loving moron: "Man, I can play Rush's YYZ so good now on Guitar Hero!"

Me: "Learn to play the song on an actual guitar you fucking idiot. Then I'll be impressed."

by qAaRoN May 4, 2007

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Guitar Rapist

person owning a guitar, who claims to be able to play it, but cant actually.

Timmy: I play guitar!
Logan: really? me too!
Timmy: cool!
Logan: Let's hear!
Timmy ("playing" guitar): screee chhuiuou scraw!
Logan: what the hell was that?
Timmy: Louie Louie, wasnt it great?
Logan: you aren't a guitar player! you're a guitar rapist
Timmy: ouch...

by trash collector September 20, 2010