Flaccid

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

by Flaccidwiener October 7, 2014

Flacco and The Sandman

The hilarious comedy duo from Australia. The Sandman has neck-length, curly hair, and Flacco is bald, except for the curved hair smeared on his forehead.

<NakedSandman> Did you steal my red suit? Naughty boy!

by B-Drac August 12, 2003

Flock of Pigeons

Flock of Pigeons is when you have a serious case of diarrhoea and just as you sit on the toilet a fart comes out which forces the diarrhoea to splatter all around the toilet bowl.

Eileen: kidz why is there a Flock of pigeons in the toilet?
Ted: sorry mum i forgot to flush!

by lucy,taryn,megan and pidge February 28, 2009

flockers

noun.

1. the name designated for two or more cars that travel side by side on the highway at the same speed, thus preventing you from passing.

"what the hell is this?! either speed up or slow down, flockers!"

by blondechicken December 15, 2011

flochist

furry porn enthusiast

Do you know about flochist?
Yeah they’re sexy as shit but they blocked me bc i kept asking for a bug toenail reveal.

by fuckmeshizuka March 10, 2021

biddies be flockin

Bitches that act like fools.

"BIDDIES BE FLOCKIN' ALL DA TIMEEE"

by somebodyyyelse September 20, 2011

Flaccid

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

by hugs4drugs October 8, 2015