three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

action figure

the adult synonym for the word "toy"; as done with confidence, and without humiliation.

and little Debo said to his mom, "its not a TOY, its an ACTION FIGURE! Get it right mom!"

by thesilentrebel February 4, 2012

Ballpoint Figure

An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.

"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."

by Rlz December 17, 2003

3 Fingered Bandit

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

by T.P.. February 4, 2008

Go figure

A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh

by father of 3 January 30, 2009

Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

by EarToucher December 21, 2012

action figure

Female code word for vibrator or dildo

With my husband out of town and the kids gone, last night I had to break out my action figure.

by cainmenace August 22, 2016