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ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.
Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact
by Country Smartass January 21, 2023
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mining for emeralds

The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.
1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"
by PoorbandT December 14, 2008
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20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.
Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt
by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021
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How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.
by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021
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damn fourth chaos emerald

The fourth to come in a series of exactly seven emeralds - the main branch of the Chaos Emerald franchise.
Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald?
by StringedGuitar17 July 11, 2021
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what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911
what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!
by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023
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Toshia Kay emergency

The excuse that your friend uses to rescue you from a situation where another person has you hemmed up and won't stop talking to you it's a Toshia Kay Emergency.
Me: I need a Toshia Kay Emergency!
Sis: I'm calling you now!
Me: okay

Me: hello
Sis: Can you come to my house? It's an emergency.
by Lightening Sparkles August 23, 2023
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