Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

by naxt December 16, 2013

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Bad Dry

This thing, situation, person or place is not good, not pleasing, distasteful or annoying - mainly used as a retort when hearing bad news, or where someone has wronged someone else or when a situation, person, item or place has not been liked and in fact, disliked.

Did you hear about Kenneth getting punched out the other day???

Response: "Yeah man, that's bad dry - Kenneth was a good guy man"

Or: Can't believe I just walked a mile to the shop and its closed at 6pm!!! That shit is BAD DRY!!!

by TalkToFrank October 5, 2016

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dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crotches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016

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dry night

A night in which a person is hoping for sex but fails to have any sex.

Last night was a dry night. None of the chicks were dtf.

by StoicStein December 9, 2016

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dry kill

When you pretend to kill someone, and you don't.

Yo. I took this asshole out in the woods. He took(stole) from me for a bunch of cash. So I dry killed him to send him a message.

by Woodstockrich December 28, 2018

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Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.

Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!

by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019

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