dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."

by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011

dickbeaters

A chicks hands or some cases a queers

she uses her dickbeaters to jerk off her boyfriend.
put up your dickbeaters

by jokers1234 July 9, 2010

Dickbag

One who encompasses all qualities of a huge duffel bag full of penises. One who does not understand that driving 2 hours to Sebring, FL for a fantasy draft and then driving back home and retuning at 2 am when the traveler has a 6 am flight.

Kaleb is a douche. That dickbag took Terrell Owens in the 10th round even though that nigga don't have a job.

by Codes123466 August 21, 2013

dickbutt

Someone who likes to stick their dick into their own butt, or stick it into their gay partners butt.

Oh Brent wanna go play dickbutt? Sure John!

by SPLAX10 November 19, 2005

dickbag

Just another word for the vagina.

I stuck it in her dickbag.

by gayass November 22, 2006

dicktatorshit

The propaganda dicktators are constantly pushing onto their sheeple

Dick; C'mon Moron, do u still believe Osama Bin Laden didn't do it, u moron?

Moron; Yeah Dick, I do
Do u still believe that dicktatorshit Bush and Cheney are force feeding u, u dick?

by Paarse Frikandel February 19, 2011

Dickbag

Scumbag, Condom, Jimmy, rubber, protection.

Don't flush the dickbag down the toilet, it wreaks havoc on the septic system...

by GR March 18, 2003