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drift machine!

Someone who loves, not a hater, but cant stay on account they need wicked hot sick sex. They need more than one person in their life to satisfy their insatiable cravings. Therefore, they drift.
I love my husband, but I am such a Drift Machine!
by Greenfire December 10, 2008
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drifting

The act of drifting involves two actions that occur in a given time frame:

1)One must expel flatulence from the anus in an area deemed suitably far away to prevent those present from taking in the putrid aroma.

2)After this action takes place, one must retreat back to the area of social gathering. Unfortunately for those present, the smell has been carried along by its host. All conversations are put to a sudden halt as the malodorous scent dominates the area.
Nate: *Returns to group after ripping ass 15 feet away* What's up guys?
Group: *Suddenly plagued by odor* SON OF A BITCH, NATE YOU'RE DRIFTING AGAIN!
Nate: I'm the drift king.
by Hindustu May 28, 2007
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tokyo drift

a style of racing developed on the rough tokyo streets. drifting is when the car skids and over exagerates a turn, usually this is a bad thing but this is the whole point of the tokyo drift
the cars are lighter, the wheels are slick. when you drift, if you aint outa control, you aint in control - tokyo drift
by ChrisJackson October 3, 2006
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drift

An insulting way to ask someone to leave.

Used frequently about 10 years ago among street kids in Toronto, Canada.
"Hey can bum a smoke?"
"No."
"What about 3 lines?"
"Are you deaf? Drift"
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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drift

A controlled "powerslide" around a corner achived by breaking lifteing the back end while puting in the clutch and reving the engine while also "feinting" to the oposite direction of the turn. dumping the clutch and useing alot of steering wheel and gas fines will maintin this in a stable turn. Drifting: linking one drift to another with out crashing (dont try this in a pick up, you can roll and or cartwheel, ive done both)
Dude, that was a pimp drift through those corners on the on ramp.
by Akspeedemon February 12, 2004
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Driftwood

Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.
I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.
by daSHEEP February 23, 2011
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Kentucky Drift

During sex the male partner draws a cirlce of skeet on the females stomach.
Last night i gave this girl a kentucky drift.
by Edog23 June 22, 2010
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