cryptoflirt

A person who sends out vague flirtations. You never know if they are flirting for real, or not. It applies mostly to new people you've met, or to strangers who give you odd looks.

That girl who works at the circulation desk is such a cryptoflirt. Do you think she likes me, or just has chronic gas?

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!

by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008

Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).

Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.

by Art Heej February 19, 2011

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

by josh November 21, 2003

The Best Cryptocurrency

The Best Cryptocurrency is an award given to the best preforming cryptocurrency coin. The award is given every year at the start of the year.

Currently The Best Cryptocurrency is Elrond eGLD a highly scalable, fast and secure blockchain platform

Elrond is the best cryptocurrency in the world

by Sffr February 8, 2021

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008