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what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by
"Hey Joey"
"Check out that fat Chick!"
by Boone's Farm August 09, 2005
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Big bootylicious butt cheeks so plump they can be seen from the front.
She’s not fat, she’s carrying a tasty wide load.
by ambylove September 06, 2019
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A misunderstood social outcast. They are outcast because of their size
Sean, the wideloaded one.
by Sean April 12, 2005
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1. Something a semi is hauling thats bigger than the trailer.
2. Someone who is really fat and needs to drop about 300 pounds by actually walking instead of riding their damn motorized wheelchair around wal-mart all day.
hey service man i need to have my huver round widened my fat ass has now been classified as a WIDE LOAD!
by uncle crapper August 02, 2003
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someone who is obese and has a very boheemoth like ass.
don't overtake vehicle when turning

My english teacher is a very wide load
by honky mcgee December 10, 2003
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A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.
Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?
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