charming

A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.

Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!

by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009

chastin

chastin is a guy who will play with your emotions and break your heart. he can be a douchebag to just about any girl. he does however have a plus side. hes very hot and usually athletic. he is horrible at responding to texts and often says "i dont know"

"did you get a response from chastin yet?"
"no."
"that doesn't surprise me"

by turkeynuggetsandgravy January 21, 2019

charming.

used to express repulsion or disgust, sometimes started with ... and ended with a full stop for emphasis.

reatard: i just jizzed all over the table

normal dude: ...charming.

by resistance69 December 5, 2010

prince charming

Rub your cock on the girl's mouth while she's sleeping & see what happens...

Dude, I totally gave that broad a prince charming this morning!

by Dick Cox June 3, 2004

jake chatting

When people start a chat on facebook about random information. This never turns into an actual conversation, but rather short thoughts that have no defined topic. It is very annoying to the person that didn't start the chat and yet can not leave the chat for some reason. And it tends to last for a while. If you end the chat, it usually starts back the next time you are online. (can also occur outside of facebook chats and in person)

Example Jake Chatting Conversation:

Sally: "Did you see the movie Due Date?"

Tom: "I hear it is the shit."

Sally: "Guess what, mackenzie and billy broke up last night."

Tom: "About damn time."

Sally: "so Alabama lost"

Tom: "yeah, i heard. i mean, we were at the game together"

Sally: ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) <------ look its a bandaid

by Tawny T November 24, 2010

Charming

The process of excreting in someones mouth magicaly, in the shape of soft serve icecream.

I just spent the weekd end charming my Girlfriend

by Delsnatch June 6, 2009

Charming

There is a certain guy that can describe exactly what charming means, and that guy is Benji. Benji is the literal definition of charming, perfect, amazing and everything. When you meet a Benji just know that you are gonna fall for him whether you like it or not, his charm and intelligence is enough to blow anyone of their feet, and benji certainly did to me. He will be the best thing that ever happens to you, he always has a way of making you happy when you’re sad and always makes you feel this kind of way that no one else can. He will make you feel butterflies and he will make you realise what true happiness is. If you have a benji in your life never EVER let him go, because that could be your biggest mistake ever. He knows what to do to make you smile, and he makes your heart so happy and warm. If you know a benji then you are one lucky person always remember that. Benji is the literal definition of charming.

Benji is hella charming ngl

by justjas101 October 24, 2019