Chaplain

A person normally with pale skin, greasy hair, and no real friends. Their whole lifes purpose is to buy and beat every video game EVER. The ultimate no-life.

your friend." Wow that kid needs to go outside."

you," Is he reading a game guide?"

your friend," That kid is SUCH a Chaplain."

by Dr.Lipschitz November 1, 2010

champagnes

The gurgles in your stomach after a long night of keg beer.

I had to walk out of that test because I started getting a serious case of the champagnes.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009

champagne waterfall

When someone pours champagne over another one's ass, lets it run down their asscrack and drinks it.

I performed champagne waterfalls on your mom last night

by Big Jon July 8, 2005

Champagne

Having Gay butt sex until your rectum bleeds.

Hey phil I really enjoyed that Champagne you gave me last night.

by Dirtydangler69696969696969 February 9, 2009

Champagne cups

Big beautiful breath taking breasts, perfect in all ways.

Jack- "Rose has got the tit's of an angel"

Joe- "inorite! What I wouldn't do to get my hands on those champagne cups!"

by 34D&delicious June 23, 2011

Champagning

Many men cum inside a girls ass and then they stick a cork in the girls asshole; then pull the cork out with a corkscrew and then the cum spurts out of the girls ass like a champagne bottle.

Guy: Yo how was the bukkake last night?

Friend: Oh it was sick dude! We even did some Champagning; there was cum all over the place.

by UselessPsycho February 24, 2017

Champagne Stepmami

Why it’s Rachel Bruce of course.

“Just eating some Heluva Good and listening to Mr. Brightside with Champagne Stepmami "

by William Shakesbeer December 25, 2018