chaplain

Traditionally a cleric (can be used as a word for a: minister, priest, pastor, rabbi, purohit, or imam) or a lay representative of a religious tradition, attached to a secular institution (such as a hospital, prison, military unit, intelligence agency, embassy, school etc. The chaplain's role is supportive, serving as a counsellor and guide to the psycho-spiritual needs of the staff and patients. Originally a priest or minister who had charge of a chapel, now an ordained member of the clergy who is assigned to a special ministry

The army unit had a chaplain to say a few prayers at the funeral of the dead soldiers.

Look Steve, here comes the chaplain...

by Disorganised January 5, 2022

Chaplain

A person normally with pale skin, greasy hair, and no real friends. Their whole lifes purpose is to buy and beat every video game EVER. The ultimate no-life.

your friend." Wow that kid needs to go outside."

you," Is he reading a game guide?"

your friend," That kid is SUCH a Chaplain."

by Dr.Lipschitz November 1, 2010

the Grapplin' Chaplain

1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.

The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!

by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009

The Happy Chaplain

When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"

She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021

charlaine

The most devoted person that gets shit done.

Everything she creates is amazingly stunning.
Also she is a beautiful meme queen.

That's such a Charlaine meme. lol!

by marrrrce December 5, 2017

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin is often considered the greatest filmmaker of all-time. While that may remain debatable, it is too clear that he is one of, if not the number one film comedian of all time. His best known and most performed character is the “little tramp.” Famous for his signature appearance, specifically the over-sized pants, undersized jacket and that classic mustache, the tramp typically deals with angry policemen, vicious criminals, bumbling drunks, and always those pretty girls. Chaplin’s approach to filmmaking developed over time to eventually include his views on issues including class distinction and extreme poverty. He even took on Adolf Hitler in his 1940 classic, The Great Dictator, in which he portrayed Hynkel the dictator of Tomainia, and a Jewish Barber. Chaplin’s views found in his films, including a critique of the U.S immigration system, were deemed “Un-American”, and he was barred re-entry into the United States upon returning from Europe. Fortunately, he was finally recognized with distinction at the Academy Awards in 1972 for "the incalculable effect he has had in making motion pictures the art form of this century".

Man #1: My son is a great filmmaker! I say he's the next Charlie Chaplin!

Man #2: Shut the fuck up.

Man #1: What? It's true!

Man #2: Your ignorance astounds me. Again, shut the fuck up.

by MackSennett July 29, 2011

Tom Chaplin

1. The lead singer of the wonderful band Keane.
2. (noun) A man with *very* pinchable, cute, chubby, cheeks.
3. (verb) To pinch a cute, deserving cheek.

1. "Wow, Tom Chaplin rocked in that concert last night!"
2. "Tom Chaplin is just so adorable, look at those cheeks! *squee!*"
3. "Wow, I just really wanted to Tom Chaplin him right there."

by Triple Threat June 11, 2006