Reverse Blumpkin

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is shitting.

That reverse blumpkin stunk.

by Hawksraider April 27, 2015

Blumpkim job

Getting a blow job while taking a big shit otherwise known as a blumpkin. But then after your shit is complete, the person gives you a rim job instead of having to wipe.

Had to take a shit last night while hanging out with some skank. That nasty bitch was low on toilet paper so she insisted on giving me a blumpkim job!

by Yoyo6969 May 13, 2014

Diamond Dallas Blumpkin

More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.

Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.

by Squire September 4, 2008

Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.

Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.

by MufinMan November 11, 2007

blump slap

blump slap as in blumpkin(when u get a blowjob while taking a crap), is when u wipe ur ass and slap the person giving you a blumpkin(the blumpkee) in the face, and make sure to hit em w/ some chunks

She was doin it all wrong so i gave her a blump slap, and that got her workin.

by jnizzlexXx April 17, 2008

Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.

Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.

by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009