Parker 

Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.

Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful.
Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker
Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?

Parker by Shanelle3452 March 17, 2013

Sarah Jessica Parker 

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

Sarah Jessica Parker by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

G-parkway 

in South Sacramento..always gon be G-PARKWAY, aka shining star or Franklin Villa (pale face boys keep tryna change tha name), hood in sacramento where all tha crazy niggas stay. right off franklin turn to tha projects, gated though. where 75% of tha murders in sac used to be. they revitalized tha hood but left tha same niggas to reside. Stars up - G-Parkway Mobb

got this bop in G-Parkway fanly, you niggas wanna go get dat im mobile nigga? Uhh uhh we ain't goin mayne, you know tha hardest niggas in sac dont even go through dat section fanly.

G-parkway by TyBrown February 5, 2008

parker cop 

Cops that get mad at the kids that stand around outside McDonalds all day thinking they are "bloods", while the "crips" stand around at the park. They enforce the laws when said kids loiter instead of getting a car, or going a place worth hanging out at. Oh yea, all this in Parker, Colorado

Parker cops always bust the faggots that act cool in Parker.

parker cop by 5xlwarrior August 3, 2010

parking lot tour 

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.

WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!

parking lot tour by YAWA January 26, 2020

penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.

She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.

penis parking by TOMLOL January 1, 2007

robbie parker 

someone who is by nature a good lover

"Oh my god! I hooked up with Greg last night and he is such a robbie parker!"

robbie parker by Oliver Heslop March 31, 2009