Minimize Back Up Plan 

The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..

Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn

Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"

Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing

Kid fucked!

Minimize Back Up Plan by blackout2921 October 14, 2009

Douche-back 

Someone who must always react to douchebag behavior with equal or greater douchebag behavior. The term generally only applies to people who are otherwise polite and kind until someone is rude to them first.

(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!

(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!

Douche-back by mrwhiskers29 September 14, 2012

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back 

verb: the act of returning the patty to its original location; rarely achieved by the average person

Nickity Nack the Pattys back! Scotty brought the patty back when he hit a homerun!

Nickity Nack the Pattys Back by patsajak4life June 29, 2011

knock it back 

A sexual phrase. Meaning during sex your head will be knocked back due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
Usually implied as oral sex

Damn she is fine, she can knock my shit back
Hell yeah last night she knocked it back
You can tell she'll knock it back for ya

knock it back by RiverBoY August 26, 2012

front and back 

When a man says she has front and back he is referring to her breasts and ass.

That gal there has big front and back

front and back by realniub July 8, 2019

with a mattress in the back 

a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.

Bob: I did some gardening today.
Fred: ...WITH A MATTRESS IN THE BACK!

with a mattress in the back by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck by Gixzo June 22, 2008