Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

the_holy_jubus_crust_

The best offensive meme account on Instagram

Bro check out the_holy_jubus_crust_

by Pizza boiiiiiii March 10, 2019

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020

the holy book

you have solved my puzzle once Again, what you seek is far from holy, what you seek is something worthy to thee.
you mAy think you are done, you make me lAugh, solve my puzzle again so you can learn something worthy.

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The Holy Book is not Holy, rather it is a belief.

by Skeletor.ca April 15, 2020

The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity are Beetlejuice, Flight and EDP. They are basically god like beings

Einstein:Did you see the smartest 3 in the world today? God:Yes I think their called the holy trinity they are smarter than any normal humans comprehension.

by BlackSpongebob April 15, 2020