Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.

The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.

2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.

3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.

4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.

5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.

6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!

2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.

3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'

4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
by Chrisybabe July 02, 2014
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The name given to the trio of Lily Loveless & the twins Megan & Kathryn Prescott, who played the characters 'Naomi', 'Katie', & 'Emily' respectively in the TV teen drama "Skins".
Used by fandom peeps whenever the three are seen together.
The Holy Trinity looked hot in that episode!
by Pope Meg August 21, 2010
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When you cum on her scoop it up then proceed to shake it at her like holy water while saying In the name of The father,The Son and the Holy Spirit
by Fieldzy June 16, 2020
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3 of the hottest men alive:
Matthew Gray Gubler, Harry Styles, and Timothee Chalamet
Person 1- Hey did you see the holy trinity?
Person 2- YES! They're sooo hot and have amazing personalities!
by merlinsleftnipple January 18, 2021
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The trio of the most powerful women in hiphop music. Nicki Minaj, Beyonce Knowles, Rihanna. This trio has slayed the chart since the beginning of their respective career.
Girl 1: do you like Nicki, Beyonce, or Rihanna?
Girl 2: I love the Holy Trinity!!
by VocalityKnowles January 03, 2015
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Referring to the Canadian Progressive Rock trio Rush.
"The Holy Trinity is playing a one night only show in the valley."
by Emuffn3 June 11, 2015
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