The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub
1) Billy: did you get any last night?

Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish

2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight
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Adjective used to describe the bravest men, the most beautiful women, the loveliest landscape, and the best whiskey ever to bless the Earth.

Used in most countries to describe what they wish they were.
"Mon Dieu! My snail-eating country is full of cowards and ugly women. Why did not God make me Irish?!"

"We wudna turned tail at Dunkirk if we'd been the bloody Irish."

"Irish? Ain' dat some foo'ball team?"
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Some good people who have nice history. Have nice displays of castles and their food's delicious. Casual and smart.
Irish go for Ireland.
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1. The lovely people from Ireland

2. The ones who fought the english for over 800 years (we haven't really gotten over that)
3. Best drinkers and safest drinkers to be around (if you saw the euros 2016 you'd know)
4. The beautiful language spoken in Ireland
"Beidh muid ag ardú arís"
5. The makers and founders of Guinness
6. Awesome people
7. Beautiful landscapes

Basically one of the best countries

F.Y.I we're not all leprechauns or red heads and we DONT HAVE LUCKY CHARMS here!
Also it's St.Patricks day or St.Paddys day not St.Pattys day
The Irish have the best Guinness you can get
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These guys and girls know how to have a good time. Out of all the other europeans and besides germans they are the best!
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one of the proudest and bravest nations on the face of the Earth,
lots of influential Americans think they have Irish roots.
the population of Ireland fell from close to 9 million to about 4 million in the famine at the end of the 19th century.
The Irish were invaded by the British and Brits had a stranglehold of the Irish for the better part of a millenium,
the British, led by their bloodthirsty leader Oliver Cromwell, terrorized Irish citizens and treated them like scum. Nevertheless the Irish remained strong and proud and in 1916 the British government pressured Michael Collins (the Nationalist leader) into signing a treaty which partly seperated them from the british
hey, did you know that the Irish Earl of Cork was the first man ever to experiment with chemistry?

the Irish are one of the best nations on the Earth

EVERYONE wishes they were Irish!!!
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