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Man Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).

Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.

Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.

As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.

The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.

The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Rich Man

Is a person who is considered to have lots and lots of money
Elijah Grant Swainbank is a Rich Man
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The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
by Idk what this is June 10, 2011
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The Man Game

a game in which, over a period of time, boys compete to see who can hold off masturbating the longest. The winner gets bragging rights for life.
hey dude, have you masterbated yet?
um yeah
hahaha, you lost "The Man Game"!
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Scungilli Man

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.
Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!
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Man Panda

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.
by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008
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guyanese man

Honest men that can do no wrong

They are the kind of men who likes everything straight foward, if you dont like him tell them they wont be mad. They can be the sweetest people in a relationship but you have to show them love first so they know they wont end up embarrassing themselves, they are not into the girl that flirts with everyone.
Susy: im having trouble finding the right guy
Mary: Its because you're not looking for a guyanese man
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