Definitions by @Scungilli_Man

Full Johnson 

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

Full Johnson by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023

Scungilli Man 

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.

Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!

Scungilli Man by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020

Scungilli Man 

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.

Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!

Scungilli Man by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020