fart in a windstorm

when you something or something is completely unimportant to anything or anyone

Dude you are such a fart in a windstorm

by Dranyam Mada September 28, 2008

pussy fart

when a guy blows air into the pussy then it swallows them all and then release them like a fart in 7to 8 times in a row.

i released pussy fart last night after my baby boy gave me head but it didnt smell at all.

by thaiho November 29, 2009

Duck Fart

a phrase used to describe the release of air from a woman's vagina during oral sex

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"

by metro anthony November 15, 2005

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010

fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

Munchie farts

When one smoke's copious amounts of weed, gets the muchies and eats an insane amount of food and farts a lot the next day as a result.

Dude 1: Man, last night when we where fried i got 4 burgers at mc donalds, now im havin the best "muchie farts" *spreads legs and farts*

Dude 2: dude, i ate a half dozen doughnuts, my "munchie farts" are legendary *squats and farts*

by MUG KNUCKLES September 30, 2012