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Blue Balls

The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.
dude im sore
from what?
A bad case of Blue Balls
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
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Blue Team

Only the coolest trio ever. if you are part of blue team you are cooler than hendrix, jesus, and god himself. blue team always has blue pre-wrap bandanas and sick hoodies.
"blue team is a so called third team in capture the flag"
by Graham-Bo June 30, 2008
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blue ball

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This term is only used when the male suffers from a broken nutsack i.e Missing one factory worker
by venge April 8, 2003
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blue collar worker

Someone who inherits a successful business from their parents, receiving several million dollars in salary and bonuses annually.

Blue collar workers often successfully parlay their wealth into political office, usually by virtue of their eloquent and well-reasoned critiques of minimum wage-earning elites.
As a lunch-pail carrying blue collar worker, Mayor Ford found it hard to make ends meet on his skimpy government pay without also retaining his private-sector salary.
by AllSpatulasAllTheTime January 12, 2011
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blue shoe

1. In the Halo games, to stick someone with a plasma grenade, usually on the foot. The term comes from the grenades' blue color.

2. It also refers to someone who has had this done to them.
"Aw, man, that's the third time in a row I've been blue shoed!"

"Take that, ya dirty little blue shoe!"
by Safrianna December 15, 2007
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blue magnet

From "Contrails"
(n.) A bed comforter made especially for cadets that emits a magentic pull.
I found my blue magnet from I used to have at the Air Force Academy
by guy688i September 25, 2005
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Blue Jacket

When pre-semen comes out of the tip of the penis during stimulation and smears on the inside of the leg near the taint and testicle region. The testicles then adheres to the inside of the leg because of the pre-semen creating a jacket or a bat wing. After this happens the stimulation usually stops giving the victim blue balls and in turn creating a blue jacket.
1. Dude, I can't go to anymore strip clubs because I continually get Blue Jackets!
2. As I stood in front of the swim team during the month of December and saw them all freezing I remembered that Blue Jackets are nothing to mess with
3. Johnny couldn't go to prom due to his date giving him a Blue Jacket in the back seat of the limo.
by AntMan June 14, 2016
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