Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!

(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”

by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025

Top 10 Family Guy Moments

#10: That one time Peter got fucked

Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”

by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021

the top of my back itches

Your slightly horny

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...

by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016

Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight

Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday

by Warcat March 16, 2020

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021