Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

twat maggot

A skank willing to do anything for dope . Typically diseased.

I wouldn't mess with that twat maggot , you'll catch a std .

by imjustsayin33 April 8, 2019

Patchy twat

'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'

Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat

by Nupty dumpty December 13, 2020

Twat Knot

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).

The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.

by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017

Patchy Twat

A skewbald or piebald horse that spends considerably more time trying to embarrass it’s rider (often by throwing them off) than it does trying to clear a fence/complete a dressage test/follow any other instructions. Often ridden by a shit eventer.

The patchy twat threw me at the first fence in the cross country today

by Poppy B December 12, 2020

patchy twat

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.

My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.

by demhorses December 12, 2020

Tumble Twat

A Tumblr user that gets offended at anything and everything you say.

George: You're gorgeous!

Alexandra: You fucking fuck boy! Why do you have to oppress women?

George: No need to be a tumble twat.

by pineapples8264 April 16, 2016