Sparets

The marks you get on your face due to wearing safety goggles, especially in laboratory science classes like chemistry.

Whoah, Dude! You must have just gotten out of chemistry because you're sporting some pretty rad sparets.

by Geeksmack December 23, 2021

spare tyre

Another term for a fifth wheel.

The only single person in a group of 5 where there are 2 couples.

“I feel so bad for Nicky, he was spare tyre to Alex and Javira and Terese and Anthony”

by minky gonks January 7, 2022

sparekh

a guy who likes to shove a billion cocks up his ass and is therefore a billionaire. unlike millionaires who can only shove a million cocks up their ass.

oh my god look at that guy in the window, he's such a sparekh

by theion666 March 10, 2022

Spare nip

A side ting who will do a gentleman’s bidding.

“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”

by Joebanana April 1, 2022

spare tire

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.

"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"

by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022

SolarEGGBacon

The best xbox player who if you get killed by him you would have to deal with rhe pain of someone being named SolarEGGBacon

Bro did you really just get killed by some random called SolarEGGBacon

by SolarEGGBacon February 10, 2022

splarschasm

if sarcasm were a sponge cake with too much moisture (moist cake) it's like a waterlogged minecraft block of sarcasm. moist as fuck. like ur mom or smth idk

-will

"You put the hot and drool emoji"

"it was splarschasm"

by IzzyFizzys February 15, 2022