pissing needles 

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

pissing needles by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

needledick 

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004

citation needed 

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

citation needed by abdullais4u January 4, 2008

nedley

nedley is the one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet, they will turn you're world upside down and you won't be able to stop thinking about them. They are funny, beautiful and amazingly talented at anything they try.

omg yeah total nedley!

nedley by 123abc987zyx456def November 26, 2010

on pins and needles 

waiting for something very anxiously.

I was on pins and needles when I was waiting to go to Disneyworld.

on pins and needles by Mian Hu January 11, 2009

Fart Needles 

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

Fart Needles by Tahiti Slim March 30, 2015

My eyes! They feel like needles! 

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

My eyes! They feel like needles! by PaperMachete October 26, 2005