cum mop

a person who is always willing to do the act of taking a cum shot or someone who is known for always swallowing.

"Everyone in the bar knew that Amy was the town cum mop."

by Jimmy Dallas May 10, 2006

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miss mop

The fact of one person missing another to an extreme that no one can compare.

Chelsea miss mops Jacob.

by unochow March 4, 2011

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Cock Mop

The term given to a large, bushy, Freddy Mercury style mustache.

Man, look at that cock mop on Dale.

by Snoochie Boochie Man November 13, 2013

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Michigan Mop Job

Swallowing semen at the end of a blow job.

The term originated on the LOGO Show, Rick & Steve.

Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .

So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.

In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
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by IndyQueer February 27, 2009

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