Garden hose 

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

Psycho Hose Beast 

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is

1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"

i was eating at Pizza Hut, and Psycho Hoes Beast show up.... WHY

Psycho Hose Beast by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003

garden hose 

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

garden hose by throwdest nigga on this side of the mississippi July 2, 2006

fire hose 

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose

after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.

fire hose by poocano February 6, 2010

Psycho Hose Beast 

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!

Whoa dude! I boinged a Psycho Hose Beast. Her 23 penises were slapping me on the face.

Psycho Hose Beast by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003

turbo-hose 

the act of attaching the nozzle to a hose which will result in the maximum force of water pressure possible, and then aiming at and spraying the shit out of someone or something. thus, it has been turbo-hosed.

Allen : how would you suggest i clean the shit out of shoes? someone took a dump in them today.

Marissa: in my overall opinion, turbo-hose those mofos with a shitton of detergent.

turbo-hose by gomarili September 30, 2006

Piss Hose 

A Penis

She so loved golden showers she bent my piss hose.

Piss Hose by eggjones1 August 17, 2009