by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009
Get the Shit Guard mug.In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.
Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
by tridelvior October 2, 2004
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by er0315 May 24, 2005
Get the splash guard mug.by Keenie May 18, 2006
Get the banana guard mug.A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
what a date guarding bitch.
by AdamZA August 11, 2008
Get the Date Guard mug.1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
Get the monkey guarding mug.When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.
Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.
by Mister E. March 27, 2005
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