Definitions by Keenie

banana guard 

Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will.

Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime.

banana guard by Keenie May 18, 2006

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

asparagus fork by Keenie May 18, 2006