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asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.
I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.
by Keenie May 18, 2006
mugGet the asparagus forkmug.

banana guard

Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will.
Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime.
by Keenie May 18, 2006
mugGet the banana guardmug.

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