the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.

Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "

by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

Tristen Gordon

Tall boy with curly brown hair. He wears glasses and is athletic and the most amazing. the coolest human on the planet. The best football player in Texas(D1). Very sexy and charming, great with girls and boys ;).

Girl-wow Tristen Gordon, its so big.
Boy- wow Tristen Gordon... bro, its so huge.

by InLoveWithHim<3 October 1, 2021

austin gordon

A kid with a clapped out shitbox

Man Austin Gordon’s car is shit

by Miata kid November 29, 2021

A Gordon

When someone's in a discord call and says "b-" then leaves
They just pulled a Gordon

"oh hey what are you doing on the weekend"
"b-"
"damn, he just pulled a Gordon"

by hey man whats up March 7, 2022

Doing a Gorgon

Sleeping with an old and possibly unattractive partner

No way, had one two many last night ended up doing a gorgon

by Kill_crazy May 3, 2023

Charlie Gordon

A "Charlie Gordon" is one of those packs of plastic silverware you get with the napkin, fork, knife, spoon, salt and pepper pack.

The reason behind this is that it must take the mind of Charlie Gordon to assemble these things.

Imagine a bunch of ARC-tards sitting around putting these together then you will get the picture!

I went to the chinese takeout and they forgot my Charlie Gordon. I got to use my fingers now!!!!

by Funn stuff November 11, 2011

gordo

Mentally and physically, "not all there," to some degree or other.

Staring into space, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo.

by Ruddigerroni January 22, 2010