Gaffa

A black person who likes to emo a lot

Person 1 : "Omg why ain't he talking to us?"
Person 2: "I think he's pissed we ripped on his skin color"
Person 1: "That bitch is Gaffaing on us again."

by johnnylegend March 3, 2010

Gaff

a andrew who gives melissa a louise

damn gaff you squirted louise on my pants, said melissa

by assilem_x May 16, 2008

glff

good looking from far away

damn that chick on the bike was glff but up close she was fugly

by Dr. Killer Rabbit August 25, 2009

GLAFI

Grinning Like A Fucking Idiot - an Internet forum and chat interjection, found in limited but growing circulation, comparable to "LOL", "ROFLMAO" et al.

In observation of the fact that most people are not in fact "laughing out loud" when they type "LOL", and 99.99% certainly not literally rolling on the floor on conveying "ROFL", GLAFI is offered as a more honest and literally accurate alternative.

<hobebe>sounded like somebody didn't get in until 4am, hope that nice fellow who brought you home had condoms!
<crackodawn>what's condoms precious? glafi

by ninjadick June 7, 2011

Ghaffoor

(to) Ghaffoor/(to be) Ghaffoored, verb;

to have one's own philosophical thesis undermined in complete fashion with a countervailing philosophy in a concise Yorkshire dialect, often beginning with, "At the end of the day..." There is also no question as to the adoption of the new countervailing thesis in replacement of the old viewpoint.

Male A: I think personality matters when it comes to women because love is blind

Male B: At t'end of't day righ', it's tits 'n' a'se

Male A: (after a long pause) I can't fault your logic, by George, the ghaffoor is strong in you

by Pieinsky June 30, 2011

gaffle

n. fake illicit drug

This crack I bought in the tenderloin is gaffle -- I was sold a piece of aspirin.

by Urban Browser January 12, 2005

gaffler

A person who grabs stuff from Goodwill drop-off locations, or other donation stations during after hours. Often gafflers will sell their booty at flea markets.

Barbara is a gaffler not a dumpster diver.

by divadmojo October 7, 2008