GLAFI 

Grinning Like A Fucking Idiot - an Internet forum and chat interjection, found in limited but growing circulation, comparable to "LOL", "ROFLMAO" et al.

In observation of the fact that most people are not in fact "laughing out loud" when they type "LOL", and 99.99% certainly not literally rolling on the floor on conveying "ROFL", GLAFI is offered as a more honest and literally accurate alternative.

<hobebe>sounded like somebody didn't get in until 4am, hope that nice fellow who brought you home had condoms!
<crackodawn>what's condoms precious? glafi

GLAFI by ninjadick June 7, 2011

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

mouse gladiator by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Glacier Rim

A sex act in which your partner takes ice cubes into his/her mouth and performs a rim-job.

Dude 1: Hey man that girl Brenda is a freak!

Dude 2: Why do you say that?

Dude 1: She gave me a glacier rim bro!!

Dude 2: What is a glacier rim?

Dude 1: She had ice cubes in her mouth and she rimmed me, it was phenominal!

Glacier Rim by dondecker420 July 1, 2011

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

Gladius Guavas by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree

“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”

glizzy gladiator by Exodius July 4, 2020

Glaikit 

Scots for "stupid".

Look at that big glaikit bastard!

Glaikit by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022