cum goggles 

Oversized stylish sunglasses worn by girls that could double for chem-lab safety glasses. Often looked upon as rockstar apparel.

See the cum goggles on that one? (speaking about a fashion-oriented woman walking by)

cum goggles by u r f November 1, 2007

Pomeranian Goggles

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle

We gave Michelle a nice pair of Pomeranian goggles when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.

Pomeranian Goggles by TangBanger December 15, 2008

Hormone goggles 

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

Hormone goggles by heartx3jess February 18, 2009

Japanese Rain Goggles 

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.

Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.

Japanese Rain Goggles by dieselboy_tm November 26, 2010

racoon goggles 

after engaging in anal sex with a female, the male partner rests his soiled testes on her eyes

After you have your dick in a girls ass and your balls are messy, you rest your balls on her eyes, and hense leave her with dark circles around her eyes, known as racoon goggles.

racoon goggles by Arneba28 May 14, 2006

Cum Goggles 

When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.

Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!

Cum Goggles by Fed Ex Pope July 6, 2003

beer goggles 

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

beer goggles by PK811 August 6, 2006