Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!
(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
by twood August 20, 2007
Get the post funkmug. After not taking a shower for a week and banging that random chick from the bar last night I had major dass funk this morning when I woke up for work.
by Steven Hammerhead August 28, 2009
Get the dass funkmug. The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
Get the Dry Funkmug. 1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.
2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.
3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.
3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
by Darnydb July 19, 2010
Get the trunk funkmug. Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.
She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.
by Piss pot McDougal December 26, 2015
Get the Penetration funkmug. by raybeez May 20, 2022
Get the objection funkmug. by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003
Get the Funk monstermug.