Floobag

A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012

Flash Flood

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

by Brett schu June 13, 2010

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010

Floopadoop

A liquid-composed stool that seeps from the anal area into one's underwear after an attempt to fart or a heavy laugh takes a turn for the worst. Diarrhea chunks, stool discoloration, and blood seepage may or may not be present, but public embarrassment is always guaranteed.

Trema: "Dude, what's that smell?"

Nerrick: "Um... I had to fart and floopadooped..."

by BlacKnight104 January 11, 2012

floodies

Pants that are worn extremely high above the shoes. Highwaters, expecting a flood.

Did you see the floodies he was wearing yesterday?

by Davon67 March 11, 2008