A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011
Get the Dry Dumpmug. (adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012
Get the Dump Saladmug. A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
Get the Laptop Dumpmug. While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015
Get the Side dumpmug. When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
by Cptnftck November 30, 2013
Get the zoo dumpmug. An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.
My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.
by yourMa September 11, 2015
Get the Dominance dumpmug. 