Anti-Whackterial

The act of browsing lots of non whackable porn. If you can't fap to it, it is therefore anti-whackterial.

Jim - "Hey dude, you look at any good porn lately?"
Dan - "No, all I can find is anti-whackterial porn."

by Hi-Ya Zip October 30, 2013

tally wacker

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.

1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.

by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004

whickerbill

Arkansas way of saying foreskin

Wash underneath you whickerbill daily!

by k-jo April 3, 2006

wackerroozi

something which a retard would say

my my fellows, was not that just wackeroozi!

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

whacked

Variant of wacked and synonymous with words like fucked, banged, shafted, jerked, screwed, put out and so forth; therein conveying a sense of sexual exploitation, prior to being utterly devestated, or "done in" with a show of violent, sadistic rage that renders the object to an inebriated state that is nasty and/or sordid.

In the James Bond/ 007 novels and movies, its often seems like Bond is going to be whacked by his vixen henchwomen, such as "May Day" (A View to a Kill) and "Pussy Galore" (Goldfinger); but, somehow his fate is turned and the evil women learn to respect and adore him, thus giving him his escape to victory.

by Z Last Words October 3, 2009

Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.

"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."

by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010

Wacker

Someone who straps their phone playing a police scanner under their headset.

Kamil was being a wacker yesterday!

by TGNH09 December 11, 2019