The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.
Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.
Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......
A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.
Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?
Formerly the National Football League. Now the Nigger Felon League due to the vast amount of crimes committed by black players. These crimes are often felonies.
The Nigger Felon League (NFL) is on today and surprise, another nigger player has been suspended by the NFL for brandishing a handgun, attempted murder, DUI, drug trafficking, burglary, rape and grand theft auto.
The act of browsing lots of non whackable porn. If you can't fap to it, it is therefore anti-whackterial.
Jim - "Hey dude, you look at any good porn lately?"
Dan - "No, all I can find is anti-whackterial porn."
This occurs when your 'victim' is taking a shower. This generally works better if the victim leaves the door unlocked. Act as if you are entering the bathroom to take a leak, brush your teeth, grab some mouthwash, etc. This will not work if you have a clear see through shower curtain. Grab a cat and get it so that it is very angry. Enter the bathroom with the angry cat, yell "NAPALM STRIKE!!!" and toss the cat over top of the shower curtain.
Johnny never locked the door when he took a shower. I thought I'd teach him a lesson by dropping a Napalm Strike. Ever since then, Johnny has locked the door when he showers.
Often said as a way to take part in a strenuous activity, such as karate chops, Dale Gribble swinging his golf club.
"Chet" Hey Sage, put all your might into this one.
"Sage" Hi Ya! That was a good try
Some 40 something year old Frenchmen who disses America, yet loves to come to America and make movies. Every girl loves him to death and would love to fuck him, yet he is old enough to be their father. He can't make movies for shit either.
Johnny Depp is a fucking moron. Go back to France and talk shit on your own country you shitbag. Die while your at it too.