BeauFIndley's definitions

Ejeculatte

When you stick your dick in warm coffee and cum so it feels super gnarly.

Dre'faun: nigga why you smilin' so much?
Le'fondrone: cuz I pulled an ejeculatte today and my cock is all soft and warm!

by beaufindley September 20, 2010

Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.

"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."

by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010