Wifilter

The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.

My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.

by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022

Sister Wifing

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.

“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
“Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

“Yeah bro!”

by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020

Eat ur wifis budassy day

This day we eat our wifis budassy

Damn I just remembered what today was its eat ur wifis budassy day let me show her this

by Lina Pooh April 3, 2022

Get ur wifis budassy day

U get ur wifis budassy day

Oh wait I remember what today is its get ur wifis budassy day WiFi come here

by Lina Pooh April 3, 2022

Wi-Fi spy

Someone that checks how long you're on the internet and what you do on there.
(e.g. Your Mom)

Person A: Learned something new about my mom today.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Wi-Fi

A term used to describe someone who is "Half-White, Half-Filipino".

Person 1: So you're just white, right?
Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi!
Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines?
Person 2: Haha, yup!

by Yeagermeister_96 September 10, 2018

Wi-Fi

Wireless Fucking Internet

Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.

Girl: Hey, I'm heading to the store. Want to come along? They have Wi-Fi...

Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!

by Bill Schneiut March 16, 2008