TMP Virus

Having T.oo M.uch P.r0n on your computer making it run slower than normal.

Yo dude your computer is soo fucking slow. You got the tmp virus?

by Da Guy 5 September 18, 2012

Corona virus

Something I can't get cause I'm not old enough to drink yet

I heard the corona virus started when a man fucked a bat in wuhan

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020

Balogna virus

Coronavirus, through the eyes of us that arent falling for the scam

Dude are you gonna surf or are you still hiding from the balogna virus?

by Fursey O'Veebee July 9, 2020

mom virus

The parental controls on the home computer that mom put in place so I couldn't use the internet after 9pm.

AKA: dad virus

GF: How come you didn't IM me last night?

Me: Mom virus on the 'puter.

by El Todd April 16, 2009

hiney virus

The act in not having a butt.

that bitch looks like miley cyrus, with the hiney virus! Yuk

by twizzy May 12, 2014

CF Virus

a virus taking over girls in which they get taken advantage of and lied to by a guy who is talking to their bestfriend and/or other girl(s) at the same time. getting played.

eunice caught that CF Virus, i told her to watch out for him and now she ended up hurt while he goes on and infects other innocent girls.

by Elwawo May 10, 2009

Coronita virus

Similar to the coronavirus but it only affects little people

Dumbguy- Hey that' Consuelo is really hot looking midget!

Intellectual-thats not nice! They're referred to as "little people" and she has the coronita virus!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020