A target employee who tries WAY too hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around around in the store (making toilet paper forts and riding in shopping carts
by Blumpkinmaster69 May 15, 2024

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

by Heheh and July 12, 2022

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.
When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...
by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023

A Target employee who tries WAY to hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around in the store (making paper towel forts, riding in shopping carts, etc.)
by NihMunel December 9, 2023

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.
That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.
by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011

by asiimov March 16, 2022
