Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020

Sproll

Sproll is the words spin and roll combined.

As you can see this oyilers disk is sprolling

by NOMYNAME November 10, 2020

scrolltum

Scrolling room pics for scrotum and/or peen.

I normally just jump right into chat but they were talking about posting peen, so I did a quick scrolltum.

by DammitCJ December 30, 2020

Shroli

The ship between Oli London and Shrek.

-What's your favorite ship?
-It's Shroli!

by yoongicatmaid April 6, 2021

Scroll out

A spin on the phrase “chill out” that means you’re going to relax by endlessly scrolling on your phone until you’re tired.

Hey babe, do you want to watch Netflix or just scroll out before bed?

by mmwomble June 8, 2021

shuroll

quite literally the best partner one could ever have. someone who is caring, loving, and has the best humor any one has ever seen! doll is so thoughtful and always takes the time to make sure others are okay... he deserves the world and more. so much more.

plus, she is soooo beautiful !! absolutely gorgeous, everything about him.

Person A: have you seen shuroll?
Person B: oh! you mean the best girlfriend in the world? of course i have! he’s right here <3

by ambrus November 16, 2021

Schroll

A person who exploits a Zackerspaniel to commit Zacktions for their personal amusement.

Brian schrolled Zack with his text message from October 28, 2017.

by Zackerspaniel September 3, 2021