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Twilight Saga

An incredibly good series by Stephenie Meyer, the books include (in order) Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. The main characters are Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, and Jacob Black. I don't want to give away the whole series, so just give it a chance and read the books to find out more
"I don't get why so many people hate the Twilight Saga"
by Stephanie XD February 23, 2009
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Sargasm

When one sarcastically orgasms all over someone's face.
Damn bro she just Sargasmed all over your face.
by Erocciroc April 25, 2013
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Sagallicious

A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.
Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!
by Jack De April 24, 2008
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Sagat

To {overexpose} or run into the ground any trend or personality. As in the case of the over re-marketing of former french star Francios Sagat
Talk about beating a dead horse the just pulled a sagat on that guy.
by Gino Continni September 8, 2008
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twilight saga

a series of books written by stephenie meyer. a pretty good story about vampires and romance. since the release of the movie(trust me, the movie sucks, although new moon was pretty epic)

im not going to give detail on the series, just a reveiw.

twilight has a good balance of romance and horror (and a hint of comedy) and it gets really tense as the story goes on. but like all books, it has flaws.

but we can bear with these flaws, as twilight is stephenie meyer's first book written. it's a great series, but i wasn't happy with the last book. not happy at all.

latley, teens have developed intrest with the book, 80% of the time it's a unhealthy intrest where a girl thinks edward is real and stephenie meyer is a god.

then come the haters. i understand that people may or may not like the book but some go as far as shunning (normal) fans of twilight, and threatning stephenie meyer.

there are rarley people who are neutral with twilight. they understand it's pros and cons with ease.

i would reccomend this book to not only teens, but to adults as well. who knows? maybe they'll like it.
common usage of twilight saga include

twi fan: OMG, I LUUUUVV TWILIGHT EDWARD IS SOOOO FUCKING HAWT I WANT TO BANG HIM!!!!!

twi hater: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TWILIGHT BLOWS AND STEPHENIE MEYER CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE!

me: way to be mature, guys. you'll go on about this book even after death. i mean, look. it's over. no one really cares anymore.
by Kiwisaki December 19, 2009
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Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009
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samgasm

what people like sam bunn do. (best sexual machine out there)
girl:OMGWTFBBG i was with sam last night
girl2:how was it?
girl: he completely gave me a samgasm
by Sam Bunn December 15, 2008
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