by Silverback757 October 21, 2011
Get the Sharted Mah Skimmies mug.The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.
I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!
by Tracyusa August 18, 2010
Get the Jack Sharted mug.1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."
2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".
2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".
Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)
Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)
Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)
by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009
Get the sharpie mug.1. A long, narrow flat-bottomed New England fishing boat.
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'
Example for (2):"Cripes! I thought those Sharpies on the Tram home were gonna kick the shit out of me and Davo,sweetheart.
by Brett Williams June 20, 2005
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A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.
by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010
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