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President Toddler

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!
by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017
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red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.
Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.
by Clean $mart June 11, 2006
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President George W. Bush

The current President of The United States of America, most people refer to him as a "Jackass", or they just laugh at the thought of his name. Mr. Bush he is, what some people like to call, Meantally Challanged.
by Connor McC. April 27, 2006
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President

President is the new hip term for saying words like nigga, nigger, niggy, niglet, negro, african american, or any other synonyms of the afarensis species. Since our current president of the united states is a black man, you can say president and it will mean black.
"Hey whats up mah president" = "Hey whats up mah nigga"
by Dream Team APhiO February 26, 2009
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and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.
I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!
by JMur December 8, 2007
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The worst President

Not Trump.

Take a look at what Trump has done, bitches:
1. Lowest unemployment rate ever recorded in the history of the United States for blacks, Asians and Hispanics.
2. Lowest unemployment rate in the last 6.5 decades for women.
3. Lowest unemployment rate in the last 5 decades for Americans.
4. The highest average household income ever recorded in the history of the United States.
5. Created seven million jobs (including 500,000 manufacturing jobs and 620,000 construction jobs).
6. Gave $2,500,000,000,000 to the US military

7. Made animal cruelty a federal crime.
8. Cut taxes.
9. Cut regulations.
10. Fought child sex trafficking by signing executive orders.
11. The only President is the last 4 decades who hasn't started a war.
12. Ended the anti-American NAFTA economic deal and replaced it with USMCA.
13. Increased funding for historically black colleges to an all-time high.
14. Made peace with North Korea.
15. Closed the ISIS war and killed its main leader, Abu-Bakr al-Baghdadi.
16. Killed one of the most anti-American terrorists in the world, Qasem Soleimani.
17. Negotiated the UAE-Israel peace deal.
18. Negotiated the Bahrein-Israel peace deal.
19. Negotiated the Kosovo-Serbia economic peace deal.
20. Negotiated the Sudan-Israel peace deal.
21. Created the "United States Space Force" (a military branch of the US Armed Forces).
22. Fought against CCP's unfair international trade tactics by putting embargos on China.
Dumbass: "Trump is the worst President ever."
Everyone else: Sure, dumbass.
by TRUMP - BEST POTUS SINCE 1989 December 21, 2020
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