Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

peety

to fart in a funny place (hahaha)

liftiing rear and lettin a peety out

by ant603 May 11, 2007

pretendcious

1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of

1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.

by Nah of the Piney Northwest January 14, 2009

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretend as though

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.

Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though

by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

Petya

Its used when you see someone, thats hot and has body goals, with nice personality and pretty face... it comes from the girl Petya

Ohhh, ur so Petya!!

by velvetbxby January 20, 2019