Oil Change

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub

Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier

by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023

oil.sazlk.szlksdzsdklxsklesdk

A string of words that you spam your keyboard in a very specific way when your extremely bored. It is very rare to find this on urban dictionary.

Do you really have nothing to do? Go touch grass.

You: spams keyboard
oil.sazlk.szlksdzsdklxsklesdk comes up
sees this definition.
Goes outside and touch's grass.
like you should

by PattyRi July 27, 2023

oil up

To lubricate with oil, to cover or smear with oil or someone wants you to apply some oil to your body.

I wanted my friend to oil up

by Aw08 August 8, 2024

Oil City

A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.

Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.

Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.

by PaalandGhosting September 27, 2023

Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

by Truco20 December 15, 2023

oil up

Used as a threat, implying that you will get beaten up and must be prepaired for it.

Oil up lil bro, I'll be at your door by 6

by eshlll January 16, 2024

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023