a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.
it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation
Mike: what a nargie noogle
Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass
Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?
Jimbo: no way!
Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation
Mike: what a nargie noogle
Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass
Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?
Jimbo: no way!
Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
by r o y a l t y June 8, 2010
Get the nargie noogle mug.When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
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Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!
Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.
Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.
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Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011
Get the noodle regret mug.1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
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